A Housewife

When I grow up, I want to be a housewife. The run of the mill, does all the dishes in her pearls and red lipstick and has dinner on the table by 5 assortment. I'll be involved in city politics and throwing fundraisers and dragging the kids to the park in Lululemon head to toe, all while the hubs is off earning us a living. Hey, it's hard work keeping dinner warm, but someone's got to do it.