Nail Polish Namer

When I grow up, I want to be the person that names nail polishes. Apri-caught you cheating, Pink-a-Boo, Exotic Expedition. I will rattle off catchy phrases and stare at 8 shades of red trying to differentiate which one feels more like wine and which one feels more like fire. It will be a glamourous life, full of beauty samples and co-workers impressed by my sparkling way with words. Because, let's face it, my words do indeed sparkle (just like my nails...).