Uptown Girl

Today, I want to be an Uptown Girl. I think I would fit in well in a white bread world and I could sooooo get used to presents from my Uptown Boys. Billy Joel only sings about the best kind of women, and I think I am best kind of women material. So, Mr. Joel, start writing a song for this downtown for now but soon to moving uptown to fortune and fame and a smaller room girl.