Corner Office

Today, I want to have the corner office. Covered in posters of magazine cover art or photos of me with all of the incredible people I've worked with, my office will have windows and glass and probably a fully-stocked mini bar. And Evian. Lots of Evian.

Haunted House Designer

Today, I want to design haunted houses. I want to spend my time thinking of what will disgust people, freak them out, terrify them. I want to be the man behind all of the logistical aspects of planning the event and oversee my staff to make sure they all get carried out exactly the way I want them to! Perhaps this will also take care of my extreme and irrational fear of said types of events.